The Ultimate Adventure - Season 2
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Episode 17: Smash Undertale
First it was just a crack. Just a small crack, not in a wall, but in the world. It would have been just a normal crack except it wasn’t. It emitted a red glow. People walking near it would become angry, hostile… blood thirsty. It was impossible to get rid of, so it was left alone. But then it only got bigger. One day it opened up, and out came a young child. It was obvious that this was no ordinary child, but one created from hatred and rage. He began attacking villagers mercilessly. Asgore knew that this problem could only end in violence, so he sent in his elite guard. This group of skeleton assassins were trained to kill with the utmost efficiency, the perfect group to terminate the child of hatred. SanTa and jenghi a duo that have trained together since infancy. They worked together effortlessly and covered each other's weaknesses perfectly. They both wielded modified gaster blasters, one a larger close range type and the other a long range precision model. They were the first to face the child. However they were unprepared. SanTa underestimated the child, and was unready for his speed as he effortlessly dodged her blast and cut off her head in one deadly move. jenghi blinded by anger ran towards the child, but having a weapon designed for range, never stood a chance. She was taken out even before she could pull her trigger. youtube.com/longbluecoat and Green watched as their two friends were taken out before their eyes. Now they knew what they were up against. They could see the child skill and knew not to be reckless like jenghi and SanTa. They attacked together, youtube.com/longbluecoat with a spear, and Green with a sword and shield. Their offence and defence perfect, alternating together without speaking. Green raising his shield and youtube.com/longbluecoat jabbing at the child to keep him away. And then together attacking in a flurry of swipes and stabs. Even a child born knowing nothing but to fight and survive could not escape their attack unscathed. But with every landed attack the child became faster. His rage visible despite his neutral face. As he inched closer and closer, he began to get hit less and less. Thrown off by his unnatural and unmistakable murderous intent, youtube.com/longbluecoat and Green began to lose their rhythm. In this moment of weakness, the child once again increased his speed and ended youtube.com/longbluecoat and Green in a flurry of stabs of his own. SaltySam went on a recon mission to collect more data on the target. He was able to collect valuable fight data but was unable to return. King Koopa, GOHAN, and Hyp3Kirby, the leaders of the group, heard of the battle and knew that this was an enemy that they must fight together. These three were the most skilled of the elite guard. Hyp3Kirby held an assortment of weapons that he held within his coat his favorite being his countless knives that he could throw at his enemies, and just as skillfully use at close range. GOHAN excelled in long brawls, close combat with his brass knuckles. His fights often ended in a bloody bruised mess for his enemies and him. King Koopa only used a knife. His favorite knife, well worn but taken care of. Together they walked towards the child, standing by the hole from which he was born. Hyp3Kirby and King Koopa approached together as GOHAN stayed back readying his knives. Hyp3Kirby overwhelmed the child with countless blows. King Koopa trying to get in strikes whenever the child tried to counterattack Hyp3Kirby. GOHAN threw knives at the child when ever he tried to retreat. However it all fell apart in an instant. The child in a flash jumped on Hyp3Kirby, decapitating him before anyone could act. GOHAN ran at the child, but he was much too slow and large. The child stabbed GOHAN in the chest 5 times in quick succession, GOHAN falling at his feet. King Koopa looked at his surrounding. All of his friends, his family, lay dead around the battlefield. He knew it was hopeless. He dropped his knife on the ground. “I’m sorry” he said, “You must be alone. Met with violence as soon as you were born. That is no way for a child to live. I’ve lost many friends, and today my family. I see now you must be the same. I forgive you.” The child looked at King Koopa confused and then looked at his hands. A single blood stained tear dropped into his shaking hands.He dropped his knife and crumpled to the floor. King Koopa walked up and took his hand. “Come on” he said “let’s go see it Toriel made some apple pie.” |
Episode 16: The Boys are Back In Town (VOD Unavailable)
There were once a group of legendary individuals. They were totally rad and made all of the parties great. But one day… they disappeared. They did not, however, all disappear all at once, but in groups of two. The youngest of the youngest of the 8 legendary boys, they were actually twins, SaNTa!!! and Phire. They used to argue about who was older, however what they didn’t know was that they came out at the same time. It was hell for their mother. They disappeared one day when they went to go get ice cream. Upon finishing their vanilla ice creams, they began to melt into the ground leaving only a paper and on it was written, “it was fun, maybe next time.” The true meaning of this letter has baffled scientists for years. The next two who disappeared were HypeKirby and https://www.youtube.com/longbluecoat. They were not twins like SaNTa!!! and Phire but very good friends born an hour apart, but on different days. HypeKirby at 11:30PM, and Zelda at 12:30AM the next day. And as they entered the world, they left just the same. The day they went to go watch a movie. It was Brovengers End Gabe. HypeKirby disappeared right before the end, missing the ending when Harrison Ford calls Chris Tucker father for the first time. What a bummer. https://www.youtube.com/longbluecoat disappeared immediately after the movie ended, one hour after HypeKirby. SaltySam hearing about all of the disappearances decided to go camping to get away from it all. He never came back. GOHAN and ProBeans volunteer to go look for him. But like SaltySam they too, did not return. I lied to you earlier. Not all the boys went away. In fact King Koopa stayed. He lives in the house on top of the hill. Perhaps, it is time to ask for the boys to return.
There were once a group of legendary individuals. They were totally rad and made all of the parties great. But one day… they disappeared. They did not, however, all disappear all at once, but in groups of two. The youngest of the youngest of the 8 legendary boys, they were actually twins, SaNTa!!! and Phire. They used to argue about who was older, however what they didn’t know was that they came out at the same time. It was hell for their mother. They disappeared one day when they went to go get ice cream. Upon finishing their vanilla ice creams, they began to melt into the ground leaving only a paper and on it was written, “it was fun, maybe next time.” The true meaning of this letter has baffled scientists for years. The next two who disappeared were HypeKirby and https://www.youtube.com/longbluecoat. They were not twins like SaNTa!!! and Phire but very good friends born an hour apart, but on different days. HypeKirby at 11:30PM, and Zelda at 12:30AM the next day. And as they entered the world, they left just the same. The day they went to go watch a movie. It was Brovengers End Gabe. HypeKirby disappeared right before the end, missing the ending when Harrison Ford calls Chris Tucker father for the first time. What a bummer. https://www.youtube.com/longbluecoat disappeared immediately after the movie ended, one hour after HypeKirby. SaltySam hearing about all of the disappearances decided to go camping to get away from it all. He never came back. GOHAN and ProBeans volunteer to go look for him. But like SaltySam they too, did not return. I lied to you earlier. Not all the boys went away. In fact King Koopa stayed. He lives in the house on top of the hill. Perhaps, it is time to ask for the boys to return.